Archimedes
Enchanter (CSO, Community Manager)
The origins of of the powerful enchanter known as Archimedes are shrouded in mystery, as practically nothing is known about the years leading to his indoctrination in our wizarding team. All that is certain is that, through fate or misfortune, events led to his abandonment at the Nevada ASPCA shelter.
During his sixth week in the dungeon, our enchanter managed to catch the attention of our Chief Warlock's wife with a cleverly placed adoption advertisement on CBN. While it is uncertain if our Chief Sorcerer was the victim of one of Archimedes' charm spells or his wife's word of command, the end result was that he was eagerly adopted into our family, where his intuition and people skills became quickly apparent. He draws from his past experience, his mild-mannered character, and from the example of those who took him in, to head up both security and community management at the Little Shop of Magic.
In addition to his astute study of character, Archimedes has leveraged his afflictions for chicken jerky, chasing dragons (and the occasional pigeon) and stealing any lap to be had, to secure a supremely safe, productive and friendly environment for both our customers and those of us toiling in our laboratory, cave or shop.